What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 02:58
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Do older women know what they want?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
What habits do happy couples have?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why don't men find fat women attractive?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!